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al Whedon

Because zombies=terrorism.

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Zombie Terrorists Unite!
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Once upon a time, in a land called the American South, a high school student was arrested for writing a story about zombies attacking a high school and brought up on charges of terrorism.
Now, most of us could be considered threats to the Union for thinking this isn't such a crime, right? But get this--Joss Whedon, creator of the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, showed a high school being attacked multiple times, and destroyed completely twice.
*Light bulb flickers on*
Joss Whedon must be a terrorist.
And if Joss is a terrorist, then fans of Joss must be terrorists, as well. This could be potentially very dangerous to America. I mean, this could mean Code Orange. So now we need to be on the look out for possible members of this terrifying terrorist group.

Members of various al Whedon cells will have tell-tale habits including:

~owning seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel on DVD.
~knowing what people mean when they are talking about Firefly.
~quoting from or relating other things to the Jossverse.
~using words like "Jossverse."
~owning zombie movies such as, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, Cemetery Man, Evil Dead (and sequels), Dawn/Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Return of Night of the Living Dead, and anything starring Keanu Reeves.
~enjoying zombie horror and humor.
~not really seeing the difference between the two.

Members of al Whedon may also

~enjoy pie.
~like cats.
~drink water.
~put their pants on one leg at a time.

If you might be a member of a cell of al Whedon, or might be an al Whedon sympathizer, go ahead and join.



Co-moderated by the illustrious whiskeypants and the brave, but dangerous, abittwee.

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